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We do not really believe that all evolutionists are criminally insane.  The title “Why All Evolutionists Are Criminally Insane” was adopted to incite discussion and incite discussion it has (author is smiling).  We do oppose the hypothesis of evolution.  However, it is no longer our goal to remove the hypothesis of evolution from the face of the earth.  Read about our new goal at New Evolution Position: We Are Now Pro-Lockdown.   Dr. Michael J. Bisconti,  Sunday, November 9, 2008

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WHY ALL EVOLUTIONISTS ARE CRIMINALLY INSANE

 

 

Copyright March 24, 2008 5:03 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

Updated November 10, 2008 1:48 AM CST

Copyright November 10, 2008 1:48 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

 

Well, first, for this edition of this web page, we will not be addressing the criminal nature of evolutionists’ insanity.  That we will do at a future time.  So, for now, why are all evolutionists insane?  They are all insane because they have no “legend of empirical advent.”  What is a legend of empirical advent?  It is “one or more things that demonstrate or imply the existence of something unseen.”  And keep in mind it doesn’t matter whether these things are real or imaginary.

 

Every teaching of unseen realities must have, at the very least, a legend of empirical advent.  Evolution is supposed to be a teaching of an unseen reality.  Yes, evolution is a teaching.  Specifically, in part, it is the teaching that there is “something that transforms the DNA of an organism’s offspring so that those offspring are in one or more ways more advantaged to live in our world.”  Now, the “transforming something” is not an object or, even, a force.  It is something that exists only in the minds of evolutionists.  Now, science requires, before one adopt an idea about something unseen as useful that there be some correlation between that idea and the real world.  In the case of evolution, more specifically, we are talking about a correlation between the idea of evolution, supposedly an unseen reality, and the biological world.  Well, there is none.  On the other hand, when we talk about, for example, God there is.

 

When we talk about God, whether you’re a theist or an atheist, there is a mountain (or, better yet, mountain range) of legends of empirical advent.  These consist of both biblical reports and extrabiblical reports.  The Bible, of course, is jam-packed with reports about direct experience with God and, extrabiblically, primitive tribes around the world report the existence of one or more, albeit nonexistent, gods (in each case, God seen through the eyes of an ignorant people).

 

Well, what legend of empirical advent are evolutionists supposed to have?  They are supposed to have the following (we are using street talk [see The 1000-Day Death of Evolution for an explanation of street talk]):

 

A monkey has given birth to a creature that is half monkey and half human being.

 

Now, to put it another way for our more sophisticated readers, there would have to be one or more of the following:

 

A monkey has given birth to a creature that is half monkey and half human being.

 

A monkey has given birth to a creature that is 2/3 monkey and 1/3 human being.

 

A monkey has given birth to a creature that is 3/4 monkey and 1/4 human being.

 

A monkey has given birth to a creature that is 4/5 monkey and 1/5 human being.

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A monkey has given birth to a creature that is 999,999,999,999,999,999/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 monkey and 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 human being.

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A monkey has given birth to a creature that is x/(x+1) monkey and 1/(x+1) human being.

 

Now, are there any records of any such legends of empirical advent?  No.  Therefore, evolutionists are using pure imagination.  This means they are insane.

 

Later, as we said above, we will also prove that evolutionists are criminally insane.

 

 

 

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