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WHO IS SMARTER THAN A PSYCHIATRIST?
By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti
Who is smarter than a psychiatrist? First, we are not talking about God, who, of course, is smarter than a million psychiatrists and, indeed, everyone in the world – past, present, and future – put together. Rather, we are talking about people who are smarter than a psychiatrist. Who are these people?
Before we answer our question, you need to know what a psychiatrist is? A psychiatrist is:
A PARTIAL ANSWER TO OUR QUESTION
NOW, KEEP IN MIND, THAT WE ARE FIRST GIVING YOU A PARTIAL ANSWER. So, who is smarter than a psychiatrist? The partial answer is:
Well, what is a psychiatric team? Interestingly enough, there are NO PSYCHIATRISTS on a psychiatric team. A psychiatric team consists of two people – a neurologist and a psychologist. A neurologist is:
A psychologist is:
Well, obviously, a psychiatric team, a neurologist-psychologist team, is smarter than a psychiatrist since THE TEAM HAS TWICE THE KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE OF A PSYCHIATRIST.
A COMPLETE ANSWER TO OUR QUESTION
Before we can give a complete answer to our question, you need to know, in more detail, what a psychologist is? A psychologist is:
Now, a person who studies and practices pneumiology is called a “pneumiologist” and a person who studies and practices ethics is called an “ethicist” or “ethician” (we will use the term “ethicist”).
NOW, WE CAN GIVE YOU A COMPLETE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION OF WHO IS SMARTER THAN A PSYCHIATRIST. We are also giving you the answer to the question of WHO IS SMARTER THAN A PSYCHIATRIC TEAM. So, who is smarter than a psychiatrist, as well as a psychiatric team? The answer is:
Well, what is a psychiatric council? Interestingly enough, there are NO PSYCHIATRISTS on a psychiatric council. In addition, there are NO PSYCHOLOGISTS on a psychiatric council. A psychiatric council consists of three people – a neurologist, a pneumiologist, and an ethicist. As we explained above, a neurologist is:
A pneumiologist is:
An ethicist is:
Now, obviously, a psychiatric council, a neurologist-pneumiologist-ethicist council, is smarter than a psychiatrist since THE COUNCIL HAS THREE TIMES THE KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE OF A PSYCHIATRIST. And a psychiatric council is smarter than a psychiatric team since THE COUNCIL HAS ONE AND ONE HALF TIMES OR 50% MORE KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE THAN A PSYCHIATRIC TEAM.
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