THE L. F. NEXUS
SCRUBBED TV
By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti
Be sure to teach your children that the people they see on the TV screen are actually images of people, not real people. This is so that your children don’t become fans of people they see on TV since some of the people they see on TV do not live laudable lives.
Scrubbed TV will begin broadcasting over the airwaves, cable, and satellite in 2009. Scrubbed TV will broadcast all of the major networks and all of the popular cable channels – 100 in all. Scrubbed TV removes bad content from all TV programs. Bad content includes:
· Profanity
· Verbal Obscenity
· Visual Obscenity (any degree of nudity)
· Gay Content
· Gratuitous Violence (violence that serves no purpose but to excite the viewer)
Sane violence is not removed from Class C programs (see below for an explanation of “Class C.”) An example of sane violence is a father shooting a man trying to kidnap his little boy.
· Gore (extreme damaging of body parts and bodies)
In addition, we have created 2 Scrubbed versions of each program:
· A Class
Safe for Anyone, including babies and little children.
· C Class
C class programs allow violence that would frighten babies and little children. Safe for anyone with a developed Conscience. This includes:
(1) Mature children
Parents will have to determine whether their children are mature enough for this class of program.
(2) Teenagers and older
TV Shows
Currently, at the very moment they are being broadcast, we are ready to scrub the following TV shows. By the beginning of 2009 we will be ready to scrub every TV program broadcast in the United States, Canada, England, Australia, and the rest of the world’s English-speaking countries.
Rank On October 24, 2008 | TV Show | Network |
1 | ABC | |
2 | CW | |
3 | CW | |
4 | CW | |
5 | USA | |
6 | ABC | |
7 | CW | |
8 | CW | |
9 | CBS | |
10 |
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11 | NBC | |
12 | USA | |
13 | FOX | |
14 | HBOe | |
15 |
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16 | NBC | |
17 | A&E | |
18 | TNT | |
19 | E! | |
20 | NBC | |
21 | USA | |
22 | FOX | |
23 | ABC | |
24 | CBS | |
25 | E! | |
26 | FX | |
27 | CW | |
28 | CBS | |
29 | CW | |
30 | CBS | |
31 | LIFE | |
32 |
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33 | CBS | |
34 | BRAVO | |
35 | BRAVO | |
36 | TNT | |
37 | ABC | |
38 | CBS | |
39 | ABC | |
40 | CBS | |
41 | CBS | |
42 | CBS | |
43 |
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44 | ABC | |
45 | NBC | |
46 | CBS | |
47 | CW | |
48 | CBS | |
49 | style. | |
50 | E! | |
51 | TNT | |
52 | ABC | |
53 | CBS | |
54 | ABC | |
55 | ABC | |
56 |
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57 | USA | |
58 | NBC | |
59 | NBC | |
60 | ABCFAM | |
61 |
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62 | ABC | |
63 | SOAP | |
64 | TLC | |
65 |
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66 | ABC | |
67 | CW | |
68 | FX | |
69 | CBS | |
70 | FX | |
71 | USA | |
72 | NBC | |
73 |
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74 | COMEDY | |
75 |
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76 | BRAVO | |
77 |
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78 | FX | |
79 | HBOe | |
80 | MTV | |
81 |
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82 | MTV | |
83 | ABC | |
84 | TBS | |
85 | CW | |
86 | CBS | |
87 |
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88 |
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89 | CW | |
90 |
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91 | FOX | |
92 | CBS | |
93 | CBS | |
94 | CBS | |
95 | NBC | |
96 | CW | |
97 | CBS | |
98 | ABC | |
99 | TLC | |
100 | SCI FI |
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