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The Original L. F. Nexus (Second Generation) Website

Original Website New

Modernized (New Format) Version

Satirical/Serious Mix – 1% Satire & 99% Ordinary Writing

Saturday, June 11, 2011  Update of This Page


Original L. F. Nexus Website Choice Page


Einstein Fact Site


Original Website Classic







First, we want it to be clear to everyone that this website contains virtually all of the content at http://lfnexus.com/originalwebsitehome.htm, the really original, homemade (old format) L. F. Nexus website (Original Website Classic).


Content that exists on both the homemade (old format) version of the L. F. Nexus website and the modernized (new format) version of the website may still be updated from time to time on both versions of the website but new articles will only appear on the modernized version of the website in a designated section below.  If you continue to use the homemade version of the website, note that we will inform you at the top of its home page at http://lfnexus.com/originalwebsitehome.htm when we begin to publish new articles.


You will find our usual home page links below.  Now, in addition, 822 (searchable) links, available via the Article/Resource Archive link at the bottom of this page, will also take you, directly and indirectly, to the thousands of pages that are available to the general public.  We will be providing a complete set of direct links as soon as possible and we will be organizing the links topically.  Most of the pages have not been upgraded to the new format yet; so, you will have to continue to endure the “homely” appearance of some of the older pages.  The page upgrading will take quite awhile, given the size of our website.  The following template identifies and will identify pages that are part of our modernized version of the website:  Standard Template.


A few more comments before you begin visiting our pages below:


Clueless critics have totally missed the satirical and exaggerative nature of a tiny portion of our website.  Incredibly, they have taken us seriously about absolutely everything we have published.


For example, they have, amazingly, failed to see the satirical nature of a portion of our article on women and the presidency.  Since there is a great interest in this subject, we have begun to publish our scientific views on our pure fact website.  Another example is their belief that our founder, Dr. Michael J. Bisconti, actually claims to have earned “hundreds” of doctorates (simpleminded, please note the quotation marks, which, according to proper usage, indicate an exaggeration for the purpose of clarity).  For the record, Dr. Bisconti has earned a pair of formal doctorates (two “regular” doctorates) and a number of de facto doctorates.  The de facto doctorates were the by-products of efforts to solve some serious problems that others were not solving; these doctorates were never pursued as ends in themselves.


We wish we had the time to address the other myths and legends that have been perpetuated on the internet by clueless critics.  Since we might not have the time to do so, we chose Dr. Evil as the new representative of this website in the belief that even our clueless critics might get a clue.  Please keep in mind, as posted above, that this website is 99% ordinary writing and only 1% satire; that is, to use a metaphor, only 1% Dr. Evil.


The main source for information about Dr. Bisconti may be found at http://lfnexus.com/indexeinstein.htm#founder on our Einstein Fact Site.  Some of the informational links on that site point to the following articles on this site:


About Us

About Our Founder

About Our Founder: Additional Background Information

About Our Founder: Archived Documentation

About Our Founder: In-Depth Background Information



New Articles Section

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Major Links

Reformatted & Alphabetized


A Personal Message From Our Founder And President

Abortion: The Pro-Smart Position

About Us: Editorial Staff

ACLU’s First Amendment Ignorance

American Website Auditors

Anti-Feminist ESP

Bible Search

Bible Search: SBS Page

Bible: KJV & IAV

Biblical Textual Criticism – New Link To Existing Content

Biblical Textual Calculus: Graduate-Level Training

Biblical Textual Criticism: Graduate-Level Training

Chicago Christian University

Counter-Terrorism Think Tank

Current Bulletin Board

Current But Tossed-in-a-Box Articles

Defend Yourself!  Get The Power You Need!

Dirtbag Websites!

Disgrace Recovery

Economics $

Election 2008

Evolution Versus eXolution

Evolution: Pro-Lockdown

Future Articles

Gays: Mental Death

Get The Unicyclary Library Today!

Health & Mental Health

How To Open Your Own “Clean Movie” Movie Theatre Legally!

How To Tell If You Are Sane

How To Use Our Website

Human Sexuality: Sexual Karate

Illegal Immigration

Interracial Marriage

IQ Acceleration: Graduate-Level Training

Join Now!

Keep Your Money

Know Your Law

L. F. Nexus Bookstore

L. F. Nexus Icons

Leadership: Graduate-Level Training

Library: Scientific Biblical Studies: (KJV, NIV, NKJV, etc.) – New Link To Existing Content

Life After Death

Martial Arts

Media Page

Medical & Psychiatric Breakthroughs

Men Versus Women

More Info About Our Official Web Address

Muslim Ignorance & Superstition

NARTH & Gays

NeverEnding CDs (including the IAV)

New Stuff

Now Hiring!

Older Current Articles

On-Line Library

Pneumiatric Psychiatry: Graduate-Level Training

Pneumiatric Psychology: Graduate-Level Training

Powered by The Nexus Empire

Psych Liars Exposed!  Gays Still Wacko!

Psychiatry: Pro-Science

Publishing Policy

Quack Psychiatry

Quick Update Page

Realistic (Phenotypical) Creationism, Yes!  Hypothesis of Evolution, No And Yes!

Recent Articles

Religion After Stupidity

Sane Majority

Science Universe

Science, Spirituality, A Sack of Serious, & A Smidge of Satire

Scientific Biblical Studies: (KJV, NIV, NKJV, etc.)

Scrubbed Movies

Scrubbed Theatres of America

Scrubbed TV

Sexual Karate

Stupid Hotel Employees

Textual Calculus: Graduate-Level Training

Textual Criticism: Graduate-Level Training

The “Sane Majority” Organization & Movement

The Death Penalty

The Family & Lifestyle Department

The Gay Vendetta

The L. F. Nexus Obtains Court Order Shutting Down The Anti L. F. Nexus!

The Mad Pages: Popular Whor_ _?

The Second American Revolution

The Stupid Pages

The Will of God for Everyone

Try our new high-powered search engine.

TV Commercial Hell

TV Video Coming Soon To The L. F. Nexus!

U.S.A. Top 100,000 & Global Top 500,000!

WebPsyops, Inc.

Website Warning

Why We Are Number One (#1) On The Internet!

Winner of the 2008 “Samson”

Worldwide Translation

Your Church Is Not Ready To Fully Defend The Bible!



Hottest Topics


Isn't There Proof The Unborn Child Is Alive?

New Abortion Position: We Are Now Smart Pro-Life

What Does The Bible Say About Abortion?

Biblical Scholarship

The Bintel Library – The Biblical Interpretation Encyclopedic Library

The Unicyclary Library – The Univeregology Encyclopedic Library


$$$ Consine Economics: The Economic Rescue Engine $$$

Wall Street Recovery Under Way


Superfast Color Graphic of McCain & Obama Key Positions

Updated: Our Choice For President 2008 – We Support Senator John McCain

Who To Vote Out of Office – Free Pamplet – Free Booklet – Nonprofit Book

Entertainment& Ethics

The Sad Case Of Ellen Degeneres

SAW V & Sicko Hollywood


10,000 Bounty Hunters Will Enforce Anti-Evolution Law

Biology Teachers Arrested For Teaching Evolution!

Evolution Destroyed: The eXolution Trillion Pages Vault

Evolutionist Liars – The Evolution And eXolution Triangle

How To Make It Illegal To Teach Evolution In Your School

How To Tell If Your Science Class Is Stupid

If You Believe In The Theory After This, You Are Truly Insane!

List of 23 Schools In Which We Have Now Made It Illegal To Teach Evolution

Mac, Keep It in the Lab!

New Evolution Position: We Are Now Pro-Lockdown

Parents, Demand Scientific Honesty In The Classroom!

The Evolutionist's Transitional Forms

There Are No Transitional Forms

Upcoming Articles Against Evolution And For eXolution

We Oppose The Hypothesis (“Theory”) of Evolution Outside of The Laboratory

We Oppose The Teaching of Both Evolution and Creationism in Science Classes

Why We Are Winning The Battle Against Evolution!

Freedom of Religion

The ACLU’s Ignorance Of The History Of The First Amendment


RHAGA – Rambo Hunters Anti-Gang Army


Gays: APA PAC Evil

Bounty Hunters Arrest Over 1000 Homosexuals In 50 States

Human Sexuality: The "Homo-Hetero" Position

Human Sexuality

Is Masturbation A Sin?

Illegal Immigration

Rambo Hunters Sending 20,000 Bounty Hunters To California-Mexico Border


American Psychiatric Association:  Logical Annexation Position

Pneumiatric Psychiatry:  Courses:  Chicago Christian University

Pneumiatric Psychiatry 101: Is There Such A Thing As The Unconscious Mind?

Psychiatric Analyses Of Some Famous Evolutionists

Psychiatric Hall of Shame

Psychiatric Organizations: Newminders Beat Absentminders

Stupidity of Psychiatrists?


Ten Truths That Good Clergymen Teach

What Do We Think About The Pope?


Can God Be Trusted?

Does God Give People Personal Messages?

Is God Involved In Human Affairs?

The Ten-Step Proof Of The Insanity Of Atheists

The Truth About God!

Virtual Deism




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