THE L. F. NEXUS
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR
SCIENCE CLASS IS STUPID
By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti
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#1 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches the theory of evolution.
#2 Your science
class is very stupid if it teaches the theory of evolution as fact.
#3 Your science class
is stupid if it does not define the theory of evolution.
#4 Your science
class is stupid if it defines the theory of evolution as something other than
“a theory that the various types of animals and plants have their origin in
other preexisting types and that the distinguishable differences are due to
modifications in successive generations.”
#5 Your science
class is moronic (very, very stupid) if it teaches that human beings evolved.
#6 Your science
class is moronic (very, very stupid) if it teaches that human beings are
animals.
#7 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches that ancient apes were the ancestors of human
beings.
#8 Your science
class is stupid if it shows you a drawing with “a bunch of animals in a tree”
and tells you this drawing is fact.
#9 Your science
class is stupid if it shows you a drawing with a line of imaginary, part-human,
part-ape creatures and tells you this drawing is fact.
#10 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches that anyone has witnessed the birth of a new
species.
#11 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches the theory of radiocarbon dating.
#12 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches the theory of radiocarbon dating as fact.
#13 Your science class
is stupid if it teaches the theory of geologic ages.
#14 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches the theory of geologic ages as fact.
#15 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches the theory of adaptation.
#16 Your science
class is stupid if it teaches the theory of adaptation as fact.
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