Do You Really Believe Men Are Better Than Women?

Answer: You are a moron (we can say that publicly because we have not identified you by name). Now, why are you a moron? Here is why:

  1. The Bible teaches that men and women are of equal value in the sight of God.
  2. We have always said and taught that men and women are of equal value in the sight of God.
  3. The article and tweet “(Satire) Why Men Are Better Than Women” is satire.
  4. Satirical language always means something other than what it usually means; therefore, the words “why men are better than women” do not mean what they usually mean.
  5. We added the word “satire” to the title of the article and the title of the tweet for the less educated and you submitted your question 12 hours after we did so. However, even if you did not see our added word “satire,” you have to be really stupid to think that we would jeopardize our reputation and influence by supporting the idea of the greater worth of one human being over another, especially in the light of the ONE BILLION PAGES of content that we provide that say all human beings are of equal worth.
  6. We have ten more reasons why you are a moron, actually a stupid moron, but we have to go to lunch.