ROMAN CATHOLICISM> In many ways, it is a STUPID religion BUT there are a lot of GOOD PEOPLE in it! #fb
THE POPE> He can be no holier than ANY good person! #fb
ROMAN CATHOLICISM> The leadership of the Catholic Church, including the Pope, does NOT follow ALL of the Bible! #fb
HOLY WATER> No such thing! #fb
RELIGION> If your religion says you will GO TO HELL because you were not sprinkled with water as a baby, your religion is INSANE!
WORK> If you CHOOSE to NOT work, you do NOT deserve to live! #fb
ATHEISTS> These people live in a FANTASY WORLD in which there is no UNCONSCIOUS MIND and no COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS! #fb
CONTRACEPTION> No money for contraception? STOP HAVING SEX! #fb
Obama> Obama said to blacks today, "Vote for me because I'm black!" Therefore, we say, "Vote for me because I'm WHITE!" # WOMEN MANAGERS> Tonight, I saw a woman Walmart manager try to humiliate an elderly, male customer. We are getting her FIRED tomorrow! #fb # DR. BISCONTI> Awhile back,…
SATIRE> Satire is brainy, entertaining criticism. #fb
MITT ROMNEY> We support him as being the best “package” to be our next president. Also, he is the best person to beat Obama! #fb
MESSAGE TO STUPID PEOPLE> Learn the meanings of the words “satire” and “irony!” #fb
SANTORUM> We OPPOSE him because he is a PROTESTANT-HATER!
Obama> Obama said to blacks today, “Vote for me because I’m black!” Therefore, we say, “Vote for me because I’m WHITE!”
WOMEN MANAGERS> Tonight, I saw a woman Walmart manager try to humiliate an elderly, male customer. We are getting her FIRED tomorrow! #fb
DR. BISCONTI> Awhile back, I was ACCUSED of having eight doctorates. What an amazing thing to have been ACCUSED OF! #fb
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT> If it doesn’t change its ways VERY SOON, we will need a THIRD POLITICAL PARTY! #fb
2012 ELECTION> We support whoever the Republican candidate eventually turns out to be. #fb
ISLAM> More people have been MURDERED in the name of Islam than any other religion in history!
ISLAM> It is NOT a GREAT religion!