RELIGIOUS BELIEFS> <Q> Dr. Bisconti, does someone have to believe everything you believe to get to heaven? <A> No.

RELIGIOUS BELIEFS> <Q> Dr. Bisconti, what are your main religious beliefs? <A> See http://t.co/IjOELAsB.

OMNIPOTENCE> <Q> Dr. Bisconti, can you do ANYTHING? <A> No, I can’t perform brain surgery, pilot a space shuttle, etc., etc., etc.

OMNISCIENCE> <Q> Dr. Bisconti, do you know EVERYTHING?! <A> Only God knows EVERYTHING!

TWITTER FOLLOWERS COUNT> One of the reason that our Twitter Followers count is low is that most of our visitors go directly to our website.

L. F. NEXUS WEBSITE HIT COUNT> We are well on our way to 2,000,000 (two million) hits for 2011.

WORSHIP> Before some moron accuses me of anti-religion, they should know I am pastor of Chicago University Church: http://t.co/culpNmuM

FALSE RELIGION> Frankly, I don’t blame most of the people who have turned away from organized religion!

FALSE RELIGION> Do you really think that God is such a monster he would send a person to hell for not being sprinkled with water as a baby?

MONEY! Need to devote more time to making money to pay our bills.

IRAN STILL IN DARK AGES! Iran working to kill Christian pastor!

EMPIRICAL EPISTEMOLOGY> The advances in empirical epistemology are incredible! We are responsible for ALL that we know of!

EXPANDED TWEETS> Expanded tweets will NOT appear in our Twitter account. You will be able to make EXPANDED REPLIES on our website.

EXPANDED TWEETS> We now have the ability to remotely post EXPANDED TWEETS on our website. They will be classified as EMAIL POSTS.

LIES> Lies are wrong UNLESS necessary to avoid UNJUSTIFIED harm to others.

CLARIFICATION: (Reply to earlier autokinetic tweet.) Lies are wrong UNLESS necessary to avoid the result of UNJUSTIFIED harm to others.

.@annihilist Thanks for the advice on the CAPs. Good nite.