The Intelligent Person

The Life Foundations Nexus






Copyright April 12, 2005 6:54 PM CST

By The L. F. Nexus & The Pro Evolution Society




You couldn’t make up a story like this.  The following article is from the Pro Evolution Society:


About a month ago a group of two dozen Animal’s Rights experts were seeking to save some aquatic life off the coast of Greenville, Liberia.  Liberia is located in Western Africa and borders the North Atlantic Ocean between Sierra Leone and Cote d'Ivoire.  As they were about to provide food (human food) for the aquatic species that they were seeking to save, they were informed that a hundred babies in a nearby village needed the food in order to survive.  The Animal’s Rights people responded by saying that the aquatic craniate vertebrates they were seeking to save would die in a day without the food.  They were then told that the babies would die in a day without the food.  The Animal’s Rights group responded by saying:


Evolution teaches the survival of the fittest.  The aquatic life we are seeking to save is stronger and has a better chance of survival than the babies in the nearby village.  Therefore, we owe it to the “bony fishes” and to the theory of evolution to the save these aquatic vertebrates.


We at the L. F. Nexus are speechless.  We would also like to form a lynch mob!