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THE TDKJV BIBLE

THE TRANSDIALECTED KJV BIBLE

Copyright June 20, 2005 11:59 PM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

The TransDialected KJV Bible is not yet another translation of the Bible. It is the Bible with transdialections. Transdialection is “the process of converting verbal communication in one dialect of a language into another dialect of that language.” The term “transdialection” is also used in the sense of “the result of the process of transdialection” (as used above in the second sentence of this article). The TransDialected KJV Bible is printed alongside the King James Version of the Bible. When using the TransDialected KJV Bible, remember to give priority to the text of the King James Bible.

This is actually the prerelease of the TransDialected KJV Bible. Before the TransDialected KJV Bible is accepted by the Christian community we want everyone to know that it is IDENTICAL in meaning to the King James Version of the Bible. Therefore, we have created the ‘TransDialected KJV Bible’ Confirmation/Recommendation Database. This database will contain 1,000,000 confirmation/recommendations from Christians from every independent church and every church denomination FOR EVERY TRANSDIALECTION in the TransDialected KJV Bible. These confirmation/recommendations will be included in an appendix following the TransDialected KJV Bible. This way the reader will know that he can count on an accurate transdialection of the King James Version of the Bible. This will mean that you can count on having the SAME MEANING that you now have in the King James Version of the Bible but in completely modern English. (Note: the King James Version of the Bible is in 99% modern English.)

Here is Romans 14:1-4 from the King James Version of the Bible:

(1) Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.

(2) For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

(3) Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth [eats] not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

(4) Who art thou that judgest another man's servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand.

Here is Romans 14:1-4 from the InterDialected KJV Bible…with transdialections provided in square brackets, “[ ]”:

(1) Him [he] that is weak in the faith receive ye [all of you], but not to doubtful disputations.

(2) For one believeth [believes] that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth [eats] herbs.

(3) Let not him [he] that eateth [eats] despise him [he] that eateth [eats] not; and let not him [he] which eateth [eats] not judge him [he] that eateth [eats]: for God hath [has] received him.

(4) Who art [are] thou [you, I say with respect,] that judgest [judges] another man's servant? to his own master he standeth [stands] or falleth [falls]. Yea [moreover], he shall be holden [held] up: for God is able to make him stand.

Here is Romans 14:1-4 from the TransDialected KJV Bible…with transdialections underlined:

(1) He that is weak in the faith receive all of you, but not to doubtful disputations.

(2) For one believes that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eats herbs.

(3) Let not he that eats despise he that eats not; and let not he which eats not judge he that eats: for God has received him.

(4) Who are you, I say with respect, that judges another man's servant? to his own master he stands or falls. Moreover, he shall be held up: for God is able to make him stand.

One example of the many advantages of the TransDialected KJV Bible is that it enables most of you, for the first time, to know that the word “ye” means “all of you.”

Usage Rules

Neither the TransDialected KJV Bible nor any portion thereof may be sold by anyone except The Life Foundations Nexus. Every quotation of the TransDialected KJV Bible must contain the following notice immediately before the quoted material:

TransDialected KJV Bible

The way in which this notice is presented must make the source of the quoted material obvious to the reader and must not detract from the quoted material.

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