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The Same Movies But The Devil Stays Home!

 

 

Copyright October 29, 2008 1:32 PM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

Updated January 24, 2009 11:25 AM CST

Copyright January 24, 2009 11:25 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

 

Be sure to teach your children that what they see on the screen are “images of actors,” not real people.  This is so that they don’t become fans of the performers since some of the performers do not live laudable lives.

 

 

 

Scrubbed Theatres of America show only “Scrubbed Movies.”  What are Scrubbed Movies?  Scrubbed Movies are movies that have had bad content removed from them.  They are something like the edited TV versions of Hollywood movies, only better.  Bad content includes:

 

·         Profanity

 

·         Verbal Obscenity

 

·         Visual Obscenity (any degree of nudity)

 

·         Gay Content

 

·         Gratuitous Violence (violence that serves no purpose but to excite the viewer)

 

Sane violence is not removed from Class C movies (see below for an explanation of “Class C.”)  An example of sane violence is a father shooting a man trying to kidnap his little boy.

 

·         Gore (extreme damaging of body parts and bodies)

 

In addition, we will show 2 Scrubbed versions of each movie:

 

·         A Class

 

Safe for Anyone, including babies and little children.

 

·         C Class

 

C class movies allow violence that would frighten babies and little children.  Safe for anyone with a developed Conscience.  This includes:

 

(1)  Mature children

 

Parents will have to determine whether their children are mature enough for this class of movie.

 

(2) Teenagers and older

  

 

We will be opening Scrubbed Theatres in 2009 in the following cities:

 

Anchorage

Atlanta

Atlantic City

Austin

Baltimore

Beverly Hills

Birmingham

Boston

Buffalo

Charlotte

Chicago

Cincinnati

Cleveland

Dallas

Denver

Detroit

El Paso

Houston

Jacksonville

Kansas City

Las Vegas

Los Angeles

Louisville

Memphis

Miami

Milwaukee

Minneapolis

Nashville

New Orleans

New York

Omaha

Orlando

Palm Springs

Philadelphia

Phoenix

Pittsburgh

Portland

Raleigh

Reno

Richmond

Sacramento

Salt Lake City

San Antonio

San Diego

San Francisco

San Jose

Seattle

Tampa

Tucson

Tulsa

Washington, D.C.

 

 

 

 

 

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