THE L. F. NEXUS
SCRUBBED MOVIES + |
By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti
Be sure to teach your children that what they see on the screen are “images of actors,” not real people. This is so that they don’t become fans of the performers since some of the performers do not live laudable lives.
What are “Scrubbed Movies”? Scrubbed Movies are movies that have had bad content removed from them. They are something like the edited TV versions of Hollywood movies, only better. Bad content includes:
· Profanity
· Verbal Obscenity
· Visual Obscenity (any degree of nudity)
· Gay Content
· Gratuitous Violence (violence that serves no purpose but to excite the viewer)
Sane violence is not removed from Class C movies (see below for an explanation of “Class C.”) An example of sane violence is a father shooting a man trying to kidnap his little boy.
· Gore (extreme damaging of body parts and bodies)
In addition, we have created 2 Scrubbed versions of each movie:
· A Class
Safe for Anyone, including babies and little children.
· C Class
C class movies allow violence that would frighten babies and little children. Safe for anyone with a developed Conscience. This includes:
(1) Mature children
Parents will have to determine whether their children are mature enough for this class of movie.
(2) Teenagers and older
Below you will find 373 titles. We have another 10,000 titles in the works. In addition, we have a 10-year plan to convert “every movie ever made for general distribution.” Adult movies were not made for general distribution.
Saturday Night Live
We’ ve now added the first 25 years of “Saturday Night Live” cleaned up and are in the process of adding the remaining years of SNL up to the present. Altogether, we have or will have all episodes including, but not limited to, the following cast members:
SNL Cast Member List
Alphabetical Order (Left To Right Then Top To Bottom)
Al Franken |
| Amy Poehler |
| Ben Stiller |
| Bill Murray |
| Billy Crystal |
Chevy Chase |
| Chris Farley |
| Chris Kattan |
| Chris Parnell |
| Chris Rock |
Damon Wayans |
| Dan Aykroyd |
| Dana Carvey |
| Darrell Hammond |
| David Spade |
Don Novello |
| Eddie Murphy |
| Fred Armisen |
| Horatio Sanz |
| John Belushi |
Jon Lovitz |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| Kevin Nealon |
| Martin Short |
| Maya Rudolph |
Michael McKean |
| Mike Myers |
| Molly Shannon |
| Norm MacDonald |
| Paul Shaffer |
Phil Hartman |
| Rachel Dratch |
| Robert Downey Jr. |
| Seth Meyers |
| Tim Meadows |
Tina Fey |
| Tracy Morgan |
| Will Ferrell |
| Will Forte |
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Movie List
Alphabetical Order (Left To Right Then Top To Bottom)
A Clockwork Orange A Streetcar Named Desire Aguirre: the Wrath of God Alien All Quiet on the Western Front American Beauty Anatomy of a Murder Apocalypse Now Arsenic and Old Lace Baby Face Barry Lyndon Ben-Hur Blade Runner Braveheart Brief Encounter Camille Casino Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Chinatown City Lights Close Encounters of the Third Kind Crash Day for Night Die Hard Dog Day Afternoon Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas Duck Soup ET - The Extra-Terrestrial Farewell My Love (Original Title: “Farewell My Concubine”) Finding Nemo Full Metal Jacket Ghostbusters Goldfinger Grease Hancock Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone High Noon Hotel Rwanda Ice Age: The Meltdown Independence Day Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Iron Man It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World Judgment at Nuremberg Kill Bill Kung Fu Panda La Strada Les Diaboliques Little Miss Sunshine M*A*S*H Manhattan Meet the Fockers Men in Black II Million Dollar Baby Monsters, Inc Mr. & Mrs. Smith My Big Fat Greek Wedding National Lampoon's Animal House Night at the Museum North by Northwest Oldboy Once Upon a Time in the West Paths of Glory Persona Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Psycho Raiders of the Lost Ark Ratatouille Requiem for a Dream Roman Holiday Rush Hour Schindler's List Shadow of a Doubt Shrek the Third Singin' in the Rain Smiles of a Summer Night Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Spider-Man Stand by Me Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans Superman Returns Swiss Family Robinson Terminator : Judgment Day The Apartment The Bells of St Mary's The Big Sleep The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe The Crowd The Day After Tomorrow The Deer Hunter The Elephant Man The General The Gold Rush The Grapes of Wrath The Greatest Show on Earth The Incredibles The Killing The Last Command The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King The Maltese Falcon The Manchurian Candidate The Mummy Returns The Ox-Bow Incident The Pianist The Princess Bride The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Shining The Singing Detective The Sting The Thing The Treasure of the Sierra Madre The Wizard of Oz Thunderball Tokyo Story Touch of Evil Transformers Ulysses' Gaze V for Vendetta Wedding Crashers Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? X-Men United Young Frankenstein | A Hard Day's Night A Touch of Zen Airport Aliens Alvin and the Chipmunks American Graffiti Angry Men Armageddon Austin Powers in Gold Crazy (Original Title: “Austin Powers in Goldmember”) Back to the Future Batman Beverly Hills Cop Blazing Saddles Brazil Bruce Almighty Cars Cast Away Children of Men Chungking Express City of God Closely Watched Trains Dalmatians Detour Doctor Zhivago Donnie Darko Dr. Strangelove Duel in the Sun Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fargo Forrest Gump Gandhi Gladiator Gone With the Wind Great Expectations Happy Feet Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harvey His Girl Friday House of Wax In A Lonely Place Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Into the Wild It Happened One Night It's A Wonderful Life Jurassic Park Kind Hearts and Coronets LA Confidential Lady and the Tramp Letters from Iwo Jima Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Madagascar Mary Poppins Memento Metropolis Mission Impossible Monty Python and the Holy Grail Mr. Smith Goes to Washington My Fair Lady National Treasure: Book of Secrets Ninotchka Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens On the Waterfront One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Patton Pinocchio Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Pulp Fiction Ran Rear Window Reservoir Dogs Rope Saving Private Ryan Seen Sherlock, Jr Signs Sleeping Beauty Smokey and the Bandit Some Like It Hot Stalag Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Strangers on a Train Sunset Blvd Sweet Smell of Success Talk to Her The Adventures of Robin Hood The Apu Trilogy The Best Years of Our Lives The Bourne Ultimatum The Conversation The Da Vinci Code The Day the Earth Stood Still The Departed The Exorcist The Godfather The Good, The Bad and The Ugly The Great Dictator The Green Mile The Jungle Book The Lady Eve The Lion King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance The Matrix The Night of the Hunter The Passion of the Christ The Poseidon Adventure The Purple Rose of Cairo The Searchers The Shop Around the Corner The Sixth Sense The Ten Commandments The Third Man The Usual Suspects The Blows Titanic Tootsie Toy Story Twelve Monkeys Unadjusted Vertigo West Side Story Wings of Desire X-Men: The Last Stand | A Space Odyssey Adjusted Aladdin All About Eve Amadeus American History X Annie Hall Around the World in 80 Days Austin Powers: The Spy Who Loved Me (Original Title: “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”) Bambi Batman Begins Big Fish Bonnie and Clyde Bride of Frankenstein Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Casablanca Charade Children of Paradise Citizen Kane Cleopatra Cool Hand Luke Das Boot Dial M for Murder Dodsworth Double Indemnity Drunken Master II Ed Wood Fantasia Fight Club Frankenstein Ghost Glory Goodfellas Groundhog Day Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Heat Home Alone I Am Legend In the Heat of the Night Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Invasion of the Body Snatchers It's A Gift Jaws Kandahar King Kong La Dolce Vita Lawrence of Arabia Life of Brian Love Story Magnolia Meet Me in St Louis Men in Black Miller's Crossing Modern Times Mouchette Mrs. Doubtfire Mystic River Network No Country for Old Men Notorious Once Upon a Time in America Out of the Past Pearl Harbor Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Platoon Raging Bull Rashmon Rebecca Rocky Rosemary's Baby Scarface Sergeant York Shrek Sin City Sleuth Snatch Spartacus Stalker Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Sunrise Superman Swing Time Taxi Driver The African Queen The Awful Truth The Big Lebowski The Bridge On The River Kwai The Crime of Monsieur Lange The Dark Knight The Decalogue The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie The Fly The Godfather: Part II The Graduate The Great Escape The Hustler The Kid The Lady Vanishes The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The Lost Weekend The Man With a Camera The Matrix Reloaded The Nightmare Before Christmas The Philadelphia Story The Prestige The Robe The Shawshank Redemption The Silence of the Lambs The Sound of Music The Terminator The Towering Inferno The Wild Bunch There Will Be Blood To Kill a Mockingbird Top Gun Trainspotting Twister Unforgiven War of the Worlds White Heat Witness for the Prosecution Yojimbo |
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