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Copyright October 20, 2008 3:48 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

Updated January 24, 2009 11:25 AM CST

Copyright January 24, 2009 11:25 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

 

Be sure to teach your children that what they see on the screen are “images of actors,” not real people.  This is so that they don’t become fans of the performers since some of the performers do not live laudable lives.

 

 

 

What are “Scrubbed Movies”?  Scrubbed Movies are movies that have had bad content removed from them.  They are something like the edited TV versions of Hollywood movies, only better.  Bad content includes:

 

·         Profanity

 

·         Verbal Obscenity

 

·         Visual Obscenity (any degree of nudity)

 

·         Gay Content

 

·         Gratuitous Violence (violence that serves no purpose but to excite the viewer)

 

Sane violence is not removed from Class C movies (see below for an explanation of “Class C.”)  An example of sane violence is a father shooting a man trying to kidnap his little boy.

 

·         Gore (extreme damaging of body parts and bodies)

 

In addition, we have created 2 Scrubbed versions of each movie:

 

·         A Class

 

Safe for Anyone, including babies and little children.

 

·         C Class

 

C class movies allow violence that would frighten babies and little children.  Safe for anyone with a developed Conscience.  This includes:

 

(1)  Mature children

 

Parents will have to determine whether their children are mature enough for this class of movie.

 

(2) Teenagers and older

  

 

Below you will find 373 titles.  We have another 10,000 titles in the works.  In addition, we have a 10-year plan to convert “every movie ever made for general distribution.”  Adult movies were not made for general distribution.

  

 

Saturday Night Live

 

We’ ve now added the first 25 years of “Saturday Night Live” cleaned up and are in the process of adding the remaining years of SNL up to the present.  Altogether, we have or will have all episodes including, but not limited to, the following cast members:

 

SNL Cast Member List

Alphabetical Order (Left To Right Then Top To Bottom)

 

Al Franken

 

Amy Poehler

 

Ben Stiller

 

Bill Murray

 

Billy Crystal

Chevy Chase

 

Chris Farley

 

Chris Kattan

 

Chris Parnell

 

Chris Rock

Damon Wayans

 

Dan Aykroyd

 

Dana Carvey

 

Darrell Hammond

 

David Spade

Don Novello

 

Eddie Murphy

 

Fred Armisen

 

Horatio Sanz

 

John Belushi

Jon Lovitz

 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

 

Kevin Nealon

 

Martin Short

 

Maya Rudolph

Michael McKean

 

Mike Myers

 

Molly Shannon

 

Norm MacDonald

 

Paul Shaffer

Phil Hartman

 

Rachel Dratch

 

Robert Downey Jr.

 

Seth Meyers

 

Tim Meadows

Tina Fey

 

Tracy Morgan

 

Will Ferrell

 

Will Forte

 

 

 

 

 

Movie List

Alphabetical Order (Left To Right Then Top To Bottom)

 

A Clockwork Orange

A Streetcar Named Desire

Aguirre: the Wrath of God

Alien

All Quiet on the Western Front

American Beauty

Anatomy of a Murder

Apocalypse Now

Arsenic and Old Lace

Baby Face

Barry Lyndon

Ben-Hur

Blade Runner

Braveheart

Brief Encounter

Camille

Casino

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Chinatown

City Lights

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Crash

Day for Night

Die Hard

Dog Day Afternoon

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Duck Soup

ET - The Extra-Terrestrial

Farewell My Love (Original Title:  “Farewell My Concubine”)

Finding Nemo

Full Metal Jacket

Ghostbusters

Goldfinger

Grease

Hancock

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

High Noon

Hotel Rwanda

Ice Age: The Meltdown

Independence Day

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Iron Man

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Judgment at Nuremberg

Kill Bill

Kung Fu Panda

La Strada

Les Diaboliques

Little Miss Sunshine

M*A*S*H

Manhattan

Meet the Fockers

Men in Black II

Million Dollar Baby

Monsters, Inc

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

National Lampoon's Animal House

Night at the Museum

North by Northwest

Oldboy

Once Upon a Time in the West

Paths of Glory

Persona

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Psycho

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Ratatouille

Requiem for a Dream

Roman Holiday

Rush Hour

Schindler's List

Shadow of a Doubt

Shrek the Third

Singin' in the Rain

Smiles of a Summer Night

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Spider-Man

Stand by Me

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Superman Returns

Swiss Family Robinson

Terminator : Judgment Day

The Apartment

The Bells of St Mary's

The Big Sleep

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Crowd

The Day After Tomorrow

The Deer Hunter

The Elephant Man

The General

The Gold Rush

The Grapes of Wrath

The Greatest Show on Earth

The Incredibles

The Killing

The Last Command

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Maltese Falcon

The Manchurian Candidate

The Mummy Returns

The Ox-Bow Incident

The Pianist

The Princess Bride

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Shining

The Singing Detective

The Sting

The Thing

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

The Wizard of Oz

Thunderball

Tokyo Story

Touch of Evil

Transformers

Ulysses' Gaze

V for Vendetta

Wedding Crashers

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

X-Men United

Young Frankenstein

A Hard Day's Night

A Touch of Zen

Airport

Aliens

Alvin and the Chipmunks

American Graffiti

Angry Men

Armageddon

Austin Powers in Gold Crazy (Original Title:  “Austin Powers in Goldmember”)

Back to the Future

Batman

Beverly Hills Cop

Blazing Saddles

Brazil

Bruce Almighty

Cars

Cast Away

Children of Men

Chungking Express

City of God

Closely Watched Trains

Dalmatians

Detour

Doctor Zhivago

Donnie Darko

Dr. Strangelove

Duel in the Sun

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Fargo

Forrest Gump

Gandhi

Gladiator

Gone With the Wind

Great Expectations

Happy Feet

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harvey

His Girl Friday

House of Wax

In A Lonely Place

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Into the Wild

It Happened One Night

It's A Wonderful Life

Jurassic Park

Kind Hearts and Coronets

LA Confidential

Lady and the Tramp

Letters from Iwo Jima

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Madagascar

Mary Poppins

Memento

Metropolis

Mission Impossible

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

My Fair Lady

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Ninotchka

Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens

On the Waterfront

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Patton

Pinocchio

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pulp Fiction

Ran

Rear Window

Reservoir Dogs

Rope

Saving Private Ryan

Seen

Sherlock, Jr

Signs

Sleeping Beauty

Smokey and the Bandit

Some Like It Hot

Stalag

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Strangers on a Train

Sunset Blvd

Sweet Smell of Success

Talk to Her

The Adventures of Robin Hood

The Apu Trilogy

The Best Years of Our Lives

The Bourne Ultimatum

The Conversation

The Da Vinci Code

The Day the Earth Stood Still

The Departed

The Exorcist

The Godfather

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

The Great Dictator

The Green Mile

The Jungle Book

The Lady Eve

The Lion King

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

The Matrix

The Night of the Hunter

The Passion of the Christ

The Poseidon Adventure

The Purple Rose of Cairo

The Searchers

The Shop Around the Corner

The Sixth Sense

The Ten Commandments

The Third Man

The Usual Suspects

The  Blows

Titanic

Tootsie

Toy Story

Twelve Monkeys

Unadjusted

Vertigo

West Side Story

Wings of Desire

X-Men: The Last Stand

A Space Odyssey

Adjusted

Aladdin

All About Eve

Amadeus

American History X

Annie Hall

Around the World in 80 Days

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Loved Me (Original Title:  “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”)

Bambi

Batman Begins

Big Fish

Bonnie and Clyde

Bride of Frankenstein

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Casablanca

Charade

Children of Paradise

Citizen Kane

Cleopatra

Cool Hand Luke

Das Boot

Dial M for Murder

Dodsworth

Double Indemnity

Drunken Master II

Ed Wood

Fantasia

Fight Club

Frankenstein

Ghost

Glory

Goodfellas

Groundhog Day

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Heat

Home Alone

I Am Legend

In the Heat of the Night

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

It's A Gift

Jaws

Kandahar

King Kong

La Dolce Vita

Lawrence of Arabia

Life of Brian

Love Story

Magnolia

Meet Me in St Louis

Men in Black

Miller's Crossing

Modern Times

Mouchette

Mrs. Doubtfire

Mystic River

Network

No Country for Old Men

Notorious

Once Upon a Time in America

Out of the Past

Pearl Harbor

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Platoon

Raging Bull

Rashmon

Rebecca

Rocky

Rosemary's Baby

Scarface

Sergeant York

Shrek

Sin City

Sleuth

Snatch

Spartacus

Stalker

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Sunrise

Superman

Swing Time

Taxi Driver

The African Queen

The Awful Truth

The Big Lebowski

The Bridge On The River Kwai

The Crime of Monsieur Lange

The Dark Knight

The Decalogue

The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

The Fly

The Godfather: Part II

The Graduate

The Great Escape

The Hustler

The Kid

The Lady Vanishes

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lost Weekend 

The Man With a Camera

The Matrix Reloaded

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Philadelphia Story

The Prestige

The Robe

The Shawshank Redemption

The Silence of the Lambs

The Sound of Music

The Terminator

The Towering Inferno

The Wild Bunch

There Will Be Blood

To Kill a Mockingbird

Top Gun

Trainspotting

Twister

Unforgiven

War of the Worlds

White Heat

Witness for the Prosecution

Yojimbo

 

 

 

 

 

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