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THE L. F. NEXUS IS LIGHT-YEARS AHEAD OF EVERYONE

 

 

Copyright April 21, 2006 3:27 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

 

The L. F. Nexus is light-years ahead of all other organizations and institutions.  In particular, we have just installed the following technologies from Cybortel, Inc. and are the first in the world to use “cloistron technology,” which creates fourth-dimensional and delta-dimensional constructs for scientific analysis.  We are applying this technology to super advanced biblical, pneumiatric psychiatric, antievolutionary, and other research.

 

CYBORTEL SOX (SARBANES-OXLEY) AUDITOR TECHNOLOGY

All of these systems feature the CYBORTEL Audit System.

 

CYBORTEL Personal Auditor 7.0 (for the individual user)

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CYBORTEL SOX IT Controls Administrator 6.0

CYBORTEL SOX SQL Server Controls Administrator 5.0

CYBORTEL SOX ORACLE Controls Administrator 5.0

CYBORTEL SOX Network Controls Administrator 5.5

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CYBORTEL SOX Enterprise IT Controls System 7.0

CYBORTEL SOX Enterprise Controls System 3000

 

CYBORTEL DATABASE ADMINISTRATION TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL Advanced SQL Server Enterprise Manager 3.0

CYBORTEL Advanced ORACLE Enterprise Manager 3.0

CYBORTEL SQL Server Management Console 7.0

CYBORTEL ORACLE Management Console 7.0

 

CYBORTEL DATA WAREHOUSING ADMINISTRATION TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL SQL Server Data Warehousing Enterprise Manager 2.0

CYBORTEL ORACLE Data Warehousing Enterprise Manager 2.0

CYBORTEL SQL Server Data Warehousing Management Console 2.5

CYBORTEL ORACLE Data Warehousing Management Console 3.5

 

CYBORTEL INTEGRATION TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL Universal Technology Integrator 9.0

CYBORTEL UNIX–Windows Interfacer 7.0

CYBORTEL UNIX–Windows Integrator 7.5

CYBORTEL SQL Server ORACLE Integrator 6.0

CYBORTEL UWSSO InteRgrator (UNIX Windows SQL Server ORACLE Interfacer-Integrator) 4.0

 

CYBORTEL PERFORMANCE TUNING & OPTIMIZATION

 

CYBORTEL Windows Systems Performance Optimizer 6.0

CYBORTEL UNIX Systems Performance Optimizer 6.0

CYBORTEL SQL Server Performance Optimizer 6.0

CYBORTEL ORACLE Performance Optimizer 5.0

CYBORTEL Networks Performance Optimizer 4.0

 

CYBORTEL STATISTICAL ANALYSIS TOOLS

 

CYBORTEL Universal Statistical Tool 7.5

CYBORTEL Universal Statistical Engine 6.4

CYBORTEL Universal Statistical Cross-Platform Application 8.0

 

CYBORTEL DIAGNOSTIC TOOLS

 

CYBORTEL Diagnostic Tool 7.1

CYBORTEL Diagnostic Engine 7.5

CYBORTEL Diagnostic Cross-Platform Application 8.0

 

CYBORTEL ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE PREDICTIVE TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL Database Crash Predictor 2.0

CYBORTEL Server Crash Predictor 3.0

CYBORTEL Network Crash Predictor 2.5

 

CYBORTEL CYBORGENIC INTELLIGENCE PREDICTIVE/AVOIDANCE TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL Database Crash Predictor & Avoider 4.0

CYBORTEL Server Crash Predictor & Avoider 5.0

CYBORTEL Network Crash Predictor & Avoider 7.0

 

CYBORTEL NEURAL NET TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL Neural Net 2000

CYBORTEL Dynamic Neural Net 2000

CYBORTEL Cyborgenic Neural Net 2000

CYBORTEL Dynamic Cyborgenic Neural Net 2005

 

CYBORTEL Database Neural Net 2005

CYBORTEL Server Neural Net 2005

CYBORTEL Network Neural Net 2005

 

CYBORTEL Database Dynamic Neural Net 2010

CYBORTEL Server Dynamic Neural Net 2010

CYBORTEL Network Dynamic Neural Net 2010

 

CYBORTEL Database Cyborgenic Neural Net 2500

CYBORTEL Server Cyborgenic Neural Net 2500

CYBORTEL Network Cyborgenic Neural Net 2500

 

CYBORTEL Database Dynamic Cyborgenic Neural Net 3000

CYBORTEL Server Dynamic Cyborgenic Neural Net 3000

CYBORTEL Network Dynamic Cyborgenic Neural Net 3000

 

CYBORTEL CLOISTRON TECHNOLOGY

 

CYBORTEL Fourth Dimension Detector 6000

CYBORTEL Delta Dimension Detector 8000