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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR SCIENCE CLASS IS STUPID

 

 

Copyright September 27, 2008 2:27 PM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

Updated September 27, 2008 4:56 PM CST

Copyright September 27, 2008 4:56 PM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

 

We will be expanding this article over time.

 

 

 

#1  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of evolution.

 

#2  Your science class is very stupid if it teaches the theory of evolution as fact.

 

#3  Your science class is stupid if it does not define the theory of evolution.

 

#4  Your science class is stupid if it defines the theory of evolution as something other than “a theory that the various types of animals and plants have their origin in other preexisting types and that the distinguishable differences are due to modifications in successive generations.”

 

#5  Your science class is moronic (very, very stupid) if it teaches that human beings evolved.

 

#6  Your science class is moronic (very, very stupid) if it teaches that human beings are animals.

 

#7  Your science class is stupid if it teaches that ancient apes were the ancestors of human beings.

 

#8  Your science class is stupid if it shows you a drawing with “a bunch of animals in a tree” and tells you this drawing is fact.

 

#9  Your science class is stupid if it shows you a drawing with a line of imaginary, part-human, part-ape creatures and tells you this drawing is fact.

 

#10  Your science class is stupid if it teaches that anyone has witnessed the birth of a new species.

 

#11  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of radiocarbon dating.

 

#12  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of radiocarbon dating as fact.

 

#13  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of geologic ages.

 

#14  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of geologic ages as fact.

 

#15  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of adaptation.

 

#16  Your science class is stupid if it teaches the theory of adaptation as fact.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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