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How To Open Your Own Scrubbed Theatre (Clean Movie Movie Theatre)

 

 

Copyright January 24, 2009 10:54 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

Updated January 26, 2009 8:14 AM CST

Copyright January 26, 2009 8:14 AM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

 

For decades Hollywood, though not all of Hollywood, has forced its filth on the rest of us through loopholes in state and federal law.  Well, we have spent two years studying state (in all 50 states) and federal law and discovered the loopholes that will allow you to open your own clean movie movie theatre.

 

Here is the key:

 

You cannot edit out bad content from a movie and, then, charge people to see the movie.  However, you can open a “movie club,” where everyone pays for a 1-day pass to the movie club facility whenever they want to see a movie.  In the movie club facility:

 

·         Movies are discussed!

·         Magazines, pamphlets, booklets, and books about movies are sold!

·         Movie DVDs STRAIGHT FROM HOLLYWOOD are sold with preprogrammed software that automatically filters out the bad content!

·         A Movie Internet Café with full Internet capabilities is available.

·         Food is sold at “fast food” prices.  No price gouging on pop, popcorn, and candy.

·         FREE VIEWINGS OF CLEANED UP MOVIES IN THE ON-SITE MOVIE THEATRE ARE PROVIDED!

 

Note that movie club facilities LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE REGULAR MOVIE THEATRES (author is smiling).

 

Regarding movie club security:  Movie club facilities are patrolled by highly trained security personnel, most ex-military.  The movie theatres are monitored with infrared, night vision cameras.  Movie clubs are for people with family values.  There may be little children present.  Profanity, obscenity, and rowdiness are not tolerated.  Offenders are immediately removed from the premises and jailed.

 

Today, January 24, 2009, at 10:40 AM CST, the L. F. Nexus opened up its first Scrubbed Theatre in Chicago, Illinois.  Try and stop us Hollywood godless!

 

Now, remember:  there are some good people in Hollywood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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