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FOR THE MEN:HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A WIMP!

 

 

Copyright September 16, 2008 11:41 PM CST

By Dr. Michael J. Bisconti

 

 

We will be expanding this article over time.

 

 

#1 You are a super wimp if you have sex before marriage.

 

#2 You are an extreme super wimp if you have sex with more than one woman before marriage.

 

#3 You are a wimp if you are married and do not ďwear in the pants in your family.Ē

 

#4 You are a wimp if you look at pornography.

 

#5 You are a wimp if you use profanity.

 

#6 You are a super wimp if you are married and donít take the first job available to support your family.

 

#7 You are a super wimp if you beat your wife.

 

#8 You are an extreme super wimp if you beat your children.

 

#9 You are a super wimp if you cheat on your wife.

 

#10 You are an extreme super wimp if you donít provide food, clothing, and shelter for your children.

 

#11 You are a wimp if you donít teach your children right and wrong.

 

#12 You are a wimp if you donít teach your children that God exists.

 

#13 You are a wimp if you donít teach your children that God chastises and punishes.

 

#14 You are a wimp if you donít spank your children if necessary.

 

#15 You are a wimp if you expect your wife to contribute as much to your marriage as you.

 

#16 You are a wimp if you donít teach your children that God is watching them.

 

#17 You are a wimp if you donít teach your children that God is watching over them.

 

#18 You are a wimp if you donít teach your children that God loves them.

 

#19 You are a wimp if you donít give your children responsibilities.

 

#20 You are a wimp if you donít reward your children for good behavior.

 

#21 You are a wimp if you spoil your children.

 

#22 You are a wimp if you donít spend time with your children.

 

 

 

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