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6 days ago
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017 3:36 pm CST

Question #1232: Do Muslims believe in God?

Answer:  No, Muslims believe in a being who commands them to murder and rape.
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1 week ago
Monday, February 20th, 2017 8:14 pm CST

Question #1231: Is it true that 99% of rapes in Sweden are committed by Muslim refugees?

Answer:  Yes.
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1 week ago
Saturday, February 18th, 2017 3:01 pm CST

Question #1230: Democrats support a Muslim terrorist as their leader.

Answer:  Yes, the Democratic Party is now supporting Muslim terrorist Keith Ellison as their leader.  Will the insanity of the Democratic Party ever end?
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2 weeks ago
Monday, February 13th, 2017 6:07 pm CST

Question #1229: The Democratic Party is a bunch of stupid, cheating liars who have forsaken both God and science.

Answer:  That is true.
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3 weeks ago
Friday, February 10th, 2017 10:34 am CST

Question #1228: The 9th Circuit Court is a bunch of jerks!

Answer:  Yes, it is.
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3 weeks ago
Saturday, February 4th, 2017 6:12 pm CST

Question #1227: Madonna, Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga are whores.

Answer:  Yes, they are.
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4 weeks ago
Wednesday, February 1st, 2017 7:02 pm CST

Question #1226: Lady Gaga is a jerk.

Answer:  Yes, she is.
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4 weeks ago
Wednesday, February 1st, 2017 11:45 am CST

Question #1225: Is the Pope a Christian?

Answer:  Maybe, because in the Bible in the Book of Galatians the Apostle Paul tells us that there were Christians who incorrectly believed that they could "buy" their way to heaven.  See Faith and Works on our Chicago University Church website.
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4 weeks ago
Monday, January 30th, 2017 10:41 am CST

Question #1224: Is it true that UPAX psychiatrists receive twice as much training as APA psychiatrists?

Answer:  Yes, and UPAX psychiatrists are the only psychiatrists who receive training in Pneumiatry.
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1 month ago
Sunday, January 29th, 2017 11:05 am CST

Question #1223: Is it true Muslims are infiltrating, secretly and gradually taking government, military, and law enforcement positions, with the ultimate goal of overthrowing the American government?

Answer:  Yes.
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1 month ago
Thursday, January 26th, 2017 6:40 pm CST

Question #1222: Muslims are filthy liars.

Answer: 90% of Muslims are, indeed, liars.  These Muslims believe that their god commands them to lie in order to get non-Muslims to become Muslims.  In addition, 75% of these Muslims believe that their god commands them to use violence, including murder, to force non-Muslims to become Muslims.
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1 month ago
Monday, January 23rd, 2017 6:31 pm CST

Question #1221: Was Darwin right about anything?

Answer: Of course; for example, Darwin was right about adaptation.  However, like many brilliant people, he was not right about everything; especially, Darwin was not right when he said that an extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely long sequence of adaptations, what we call "evolution," produced "man."  See EON Super Nexus for more info.
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1 month ago
Sunday, January 22nd, 2017 10:41 am CST

Question #1220: Should Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders be killed?

Answer: No, even though they deserve to be killed.
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1 month ago
Sunday, January 22nd, 2017 5:10 am CST

Question #1219: Madonna is a jerk!

Answer: Yes, she is.
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1 month ago
Wednesday, January 18th, 2017 5:03 pm CST

Question #1218: Are LGBTQs mentally ill perverts and will they go to hell?

Answer: Yes, LGBTQs are mentally ill perverts and, yes, LGBTQs will go to hell.
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1 month ago
Wednesday, January 18th, 2017 3:55 pm CST

Question #1217: Is climate change real?

Answer: Before we answer your question, you need to know what extremists are really asking when they ask this question.  Extremists are asking, "Do you believe climate change will end the world next year, if we do not reduce carbon emissions today?"  So, first, we will answer your question, then, we will answer the question extremists are asking.

Is climate change real?  Yes.

Do you believe climate change will end the world next year, if we do not reduce carbon emissions today?  No.

Now, the fact is that, in the worst scenario:

Climate change will end the world in 1.2 billion years, if we do not reduce carbon emissions today.
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1 month ago
Tuesday, January 17th, 2017 2:24 pm CST

Question #1216: What if Russia used Wikileaks to help Trump?

Answer: If Adolf Hitler said, "two plus two equals four," two plus two would still equal four.  In other words, if Russia used Wikileaks to help Trump, this would mean that Russia used Wikileaks to provide the American people with facts that the American people needed to make an informed decision about who to vote for.  That, of course, is a good thing.
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1 month ago
Saturday, January 14th, 2017 8:48 pm CST

Question #1215: Did Trump win the popular vote?

Answer: Yes (see Trump Wins Popular Vote!), but even if Trump had not won the popular vote it wouldn't matter because the "rules of the game" set the electoral college vote above the popular vote.  In addition:

If Trump had not won the popular vote, it wouldn't matter because the popular vote is catastropolytic.
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1 month ago
Saturday, January 14th, 2017 8:27 pm CST

Question #1214: Should the Democratic Party be disbanded?

Answer: Yes.
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2 months ago
Friday, January 13th, 2017 8:23 pm CST

Question #1213: Is it true that driverless cars will always kill people?

Answer: Yes, because automation cannot anticipate all future possibilities, which are infinite in number.
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2 months ago
Friday, January 13th, 2017 5:17 pm CST

Question #1212: Obama is sending my mama back to Cuba to die!

Answer: We are so sorry.  Obama is a monster.  President Trump will help your mama.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 10th, 2017 9:01 pm CST

Question #1211: Should I hate Obama?

Answer: Of course not.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 10th, 2017 7:45 pm CST

Question #1210: Which is the dumbest state in the Union?

Answer: California.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 10th, 2017 4:29 pm CST

Question #1209: Did Obama lie when he said that Christians were murderers like Muslims?

Answer: Of course.  Also, Muslims attack people for no reason while Christians simply defend themselves.
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2 months ago
Monday, January 9th, 2017 3:38 pm CST

Question #1208: Is it true that Trump made fun of a disabled person?

Answer: No.
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2 months ago
Monday, January 9th, 2017 2:38 pm CST

Question #1207: Is it true that Gays commit a thousand times more rapes than Straights?

Answer: Yes.
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2 months ago
Monday, January 9th, 2017 1:26 pm CST

Question #1206: Are the leaders of Iran stupid?

Answer: Yes, but the Iranian people are not stupid.
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2 months ago
Sunday, January 8th, 2017 12:41 pm CST

Question #1205: Does the ACLU treat all Americans fairly?

Answer: No.
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2 months ago
Sunday, January 8th, 2017 12:32 am CST

Question #1204: How reliable is Wikipedia?

Answer: Our supercomputer Collosus just finished a one-month analysis of Wikipedia and the internet.  Collosus downloaded the entire content of Wikipedia then spidered the entire internet and cross-referenced the entire content of Wikipedia.  Based on 1000 supporting non-Wikipedia articles for each article on Wikipedia, Collosus concluded:

Wikipedia is 70% reliable.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 2:02 pm CST

Question #1203: What do you call a group of lying talking heads?

Answer: The Democratic Party.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 2:00 pm CST

Question #1202: Who persecutes Gays?

Answer: 97% of the persecution of Gays is done by other Gays and 90% of the persecution by other Gays is a few Gays threatening the many Gays who want to STOP being Gay.  For detailed information see the  "Kreiman Study."
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 12:34 pm CST

Question #1201: Since Gay sex is as sick as sex with a pig, why don't we execute Gay people?

Answer: There is a difference between moral consequence and legal consequence.  Moral consequence is enforced by God at a time of his choosing.  Legal consequence is enforced by "man" at a time of his choosing.  Note that moral consequence is enforced no matter what while legal consequence is enforced under certain conditions; for example, the criminal must have been found guilty by a jury guided by one or more laws.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 12:25 pm CST

Question #1200: Is Gay sex as sick as sex with a pig?

Answer: Yes.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 11:53 am CST

Question #1199: Isn't castration of pedophiles a barbaric form of punishment?

Answer: No, because the punishment should fit the crime.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 11:50 am CST

Question #1198: How should pedophiles be punished?

Answer: Pedophiles should be castrated then executed.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 11:48 am CST

Question #1197: Is it true that pedophiles kill their victims?

Answer: 33% of pedophiles kill their victims.  Of the remaining pedophiles, half stab and burn their victims.
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2 months ago
Saturday, January 7th, 2017 10:49 am CST

Question #1196: Are nudists perverts?

Answer: Of course!  More specifically, they are mentally ill perverts.
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2 months ago
Friday, January 6th, 2017 7:50 pm CST

Question #1195: Did Russia help Trump?

Answer: Let us assume that Russia helped Trump.  So what!  If Russia helped Trump that would mean that Russia provided the American people with information the American people needed to make an informed decision.  That is a good thing!
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2 months ago
Thursday, January 5th, 2017 1:06 am CST

Question #1194: Why Are Democrats Nuts?

Answer: There are many reasons why Democrats are nuts.  One reason is demonstrated in their Obamacare.  Obamacare shows that Democrats believe:

It is alright to hurt some people in order to help others.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 1:02 pm CST

Question #1193: Do Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders deserve to die?

Answer: Yes, but don't kill them.  God will end their lives when he sees fit.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 12:51 pm CST

Question #1192: Why did a few psychiatrists say Gays are normal?

Answer: Those psychiatrists are Gay.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 11:50 am CST

Question #1191: Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders make me vomit, is there something wrong with me?

Answer: Not at all, your reaction is perfectly normal.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 11:46 am CST

Question #1190: Will all Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders go to hell?

Answer: Yes.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 11:44 am CST

Question #1189: Can you be Gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender and be a good person?

Answer: No, all Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders are evil people.  More specifically, they are mentally ill, moral monsters.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 11:38 am CST

Question #1188: If a Gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender forced themself on my daughter, should I kill them?

Answer: You should do to them whatever you would do to anyone who forced themself on your daughter, within the law.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 11:34 am CST

Question #1187: Should we kill all Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders?

Answer: No, whether they live or die is God's business.
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2 months ago
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 11:27 am CST

Question #1186: Is Nancy Pelosi an idiot?

Answer: Yes.
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2 months ago
Friday, December 30th, 2016 2:49 pm CST

Question #1185: Are transgenders perverts?

Answer: Yes, and, more specifically, they are mentally ill perverts.  See DSMs for more information.
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2 months ago
Friday, December 30th, 2016 2:46 pm CST

Question #1184: Are pot smokers stupid morons?

Answer: Of course.
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2 months ago
Friday, December 30th, 2016 2:45 pm CST

Question #1183: Is it true that the average IQ of pot smokers is 20 points below that of normal people?

Answer: Yes, sadly.  Also, 90% of pot smokers suffer a loss of 10 points in their IQ after a year of use.
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