Daily Archives: September 21, 2011

OMNISCIOLOGY! The word *omnisciology* was coined by US.

OMNISCIOLOGY! An omnisciologist knows more than any scientist.

OMNISCIOLOGY! What is omnisciology? The study of all of human knowledge.

SCIENCE! Since science does not study the supernatural, it does not include all of human knowledge.

I need a vacation.

<Q> DR. BISCONTI, ARE YOU REALLY SAYING MAN WAS BORN AND CREATED AT THE SAME TIME? <A> Forgive me everyone…NO, YOU STUPID, ASININE MORON!

…I’ve got a problem here…do I dignfiy the comment with a response? What the…. By the strictest canons of proof and logic, YES, HE CAN!

<Q> DR. BISCONTI, WE’VE GOT YOU NOW! Man can’t be BORN (from an ape) and CREATED (by God) AT THE SAME TIME. (See next tweet.)

.@annihilist That’s another debate for another time. One thing at a time.

…I thought I had something more to say but then realized the question is so UTTERLY MORONIC that it shouldn’t be dignified with an answer.

<Q> DR. BISCONTI, WHY AREN’T YOU STANDING UP FOR CHRISTIANS? <A> Please wait while I bring my hysterical laughter under control. (See next.)

<Q> ISN’T IT CRAZY TO BELIEVE IN THE INVISIBLE? <A> It’s nighttime. Does the sun still exist? <Q> Yes.

THE REALITY PROBLEM> Why isn’t there only ONE person on a jury? TO COMPENSATE FOR DIFFERENCES IN THE HUMAN PSYCHE.

THE REALITY PROBLEM> Like it or not, people have different ideas of reality. Does science reject a part of reality? Does religion? See next.

OUR PURPOSE REGARDING THE BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES> It is PART OF our purpose to be a PERFECT REPRESENTATIVE OF ALL SCIENCE!

WHY DON’T YOU CALL SUPER CREATIONISM…SUPER EVOLUTION? That raises an important issue that we are currently tackling.

HISTORY OF SCIENCE> At one time and, indeed, in the Bible STILL, science ENCOMPASSED the supernatural!

INTELLIGENT DESIGN AND SUPER CREATIONISM> We have now FORMALLY incorporated Intelligent Design into Super Creationism.

<Q> Are you saying that INTELLIGENT DESIGN is wrong? <A> No, “evolution” can learn many things from the Intelligent Design people.

<Q> DR. BISCONTI, YOU’RE CRAZY! Evolution says that God did not create man! <A> Please show me that in some scientific literature.