Daily Archives: September 12, 2011

MONEY! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, are you rich? .A. No.

RACE! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, what do you think about blacks? .A. The same thing I think about whites.

.Q. Dr. Bisconti, what do you want most in life? .A. The wisest future.

PRESIDENT Obama! We love President Obama*s style but style doesn*t put food on the table.

THE KORAN! Quote one passage in the Koran that promotes freedom.

REPUBLICANS? .Q. Dr. Bisconti, are you a Republican? .A. No and I*m not a Democrat either.

POLITICAL PARTIES! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, which party is worse? .A. The Democratic Party.

CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM! The Bible promotes FREEDOM! The Koran promotes SLAVERY!

MUSLIM THEISTS! .Q. Are Muslims theists? .A. Yes but the god of the Mulisms, as they themselves say, is NOT the God of the Bible!

WHO IS SMARTER, MEN OR WOMEN? .Q. Dr. Bisconti, who is smarter, men or women? .A. All I know is I am smarter than any woman on the planet!

FEAR! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, are you afraid of anything? .A. I*ve only beat 95 percent of my fears. I*m afraid of letting down family and friends

HATRED! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, have you ever hated anyone? .A. There was the guy, years ago, I was afraid wanted to kill me.

HEIGHT! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, are you tall or short? .A. Depends on where I*m at.

CHECKERS OR CHESS? Chess, of course.

HOT BABES! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, who do you consider a hot babe? .A. With all due respect, Angelina Jolie.

Sexual Temptation! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, are you ever sexually tempted? .A. Does the sun rise in the morning?

PROFANITY! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, are you ever tempted to swear? .A. Not so much tempted as hungry.

DEMOCRATS! Thanks to the Grand Conclusion we now believe there are more HONEST Democrats than we previously thought.

WEBSITE TRUTH! .Q. Dr. Bisconti, is everything on your website true? .A. Since some of my views have changed, I can only say they are HONEST

ABORTION! There is no rule that applies to every case. For example, in *death choice* cases, do you save the baby or the mother?