The L. F. Nexus, through the Department of Biometry (Biometrics) managed by the College of Medicine and the College of Computer Science (MicroTech Institute) of the Chicago Christian University, has come up with a new means of performing security checks without the intrusive methods currently in place at airports across the country. Our method is vastly superior to those currently in use at the airports, permanently ending the “groping” and full body scans.
Now, we anticipate opposition from the stupid TSA leadership and our stupid government for the following reason:
The TSA leadership and our government are currently making a lot of money off the security measures currently in place.
For this reason all of us must work together to do the following:
- Vote out of office any stupid moron who supports the current TSA security measures.
- Replace the stupid morons who currently head up the TSA.
Now, we are interested, above all else, in the welfare of the American people. At the same time, the new security methodology is going to make some extremely rich. Therefore, we must proceed thoughtfully. The Chicago Christian University is giving America the new security technology free of charge. However, manufacturers will have to be paid to build the technology. Investors interested in the new methodology/technology may contact the L. F. Nexus at airportsecurity@lfnexus.com.
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